No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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