Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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