VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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