Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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