bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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