were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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