best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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