if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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