I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think a kid would responsible me up
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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