he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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