the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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