in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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