So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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