Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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