Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
