yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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