I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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