why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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what are you doing with your life
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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