She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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