That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
