do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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