Dual....:-)
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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