before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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