I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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