How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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