I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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