I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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