Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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