i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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