Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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