stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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