I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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