Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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