i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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