windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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