she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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