I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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