The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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