sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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