Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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