He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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