JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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