You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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