i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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