Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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