question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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