Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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