whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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