Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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