Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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