Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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