Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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